7/17/2009

Detox??

So in light of my dance with the grouper a few weeks ago, my family insisted I needed to be "cleaned" out. Like a ray of light from heaven my aunt found this man with a foot detoxification tub and decided that this was what I needed.

Now I have heard about these foot baths and was very skeptical about how a tub of water with salt and electricity can pull toxins out of the sole of your feet. I mean really?? You can read more here about it. I mean I keep searching for holes in my feet that's gonna take ALL my toxins out. I eat so much.. would it all pass.

So we started with me and clean water, two spoons of sea salt and a copper electric device, oh and my feet. I was asked to say a prayer while i dissolved the salt in the water and he flipped the on switch. I had to sit still for 30 mins (what? you serious?) while this detoxifies me. A few minutes into the procedure the water starts to turn uhm BROWN. A kinda murky looking brown too with some seaweed like thing... ah WTH!! Then it starts to turn to a murky green and the seaweed multiplies. Jeez, I does eat real crap but this is really coming from my body?

He starts to ask me questions now. Do I have high cholesterol? Ah I dunno.. who does check that? Is your blood presure high? AH I dunno.. I doh check that. Do you have belly pains? What you mean belly pain? Mi belly does hurt me sometimes.. yuh mean like that? *blank stare* He then proceeds to tell me that if my period is coming it going to come. Ah duh!! (That shit better come!! lol)

After 30 minutes he turns off the machine and says "you family is a strong family boy". (My cousin also did the process). Our "water" had nothing apparently. There was no sign of toxins *side eye*. No lymphmatic problems, no liver problems, no blood, no eye, no cold, no. So you trying to tell me ALL the shit I does eat, there is NO toxins in my body?? Nice!! So why the water brown/green then?? Apparently no matter if there is a foot in the tub or not the water is going to get dark because it's an electric copper device and water and salt causes a reaction. Sooo.. if de water getting green/brown either way how they really tellin you what toxin come out? LIES!!

So what is the verdict? I wasted $275. I didn't mention I had to pay before ent?? Steups... 30 minutes of sitting still and a pain in my hip after I got up. *Goes back to eating junk*

7/09/2009

I wondering..

Am I the only person who seem to have people in their lives who think that their life is their business and my life is their business? And I not talking about yuh mother who concerned about what you doing in your life for your betterment of it. I talking bout friends (who it seems having ulterior motives) trying to dictate how your life should be run.

I never am concerned about what others doing. That's their life. If they happy doing it, not hurting anyone then go for it. My friends are free to see who they want, go where they want without me making noise about it. Once they not hurting themselves or nobody in the process. But tell me why it is a problem for them for me to see who I want or go where I want?

Why is it that whatever my friends have to do is very important. So important that they can delay me, make me wait, cancel on me but if there is something that I deem important for me to do, it's a problem. Apparently they are more important.

Everybody seems to know who and what is good for me. All of a sudden I have 4 fathers who seem to think they need to dictate my life, when they should be concentrating a little bit more on theirs. I guess that's what I get for being an open person, leaving room for people to step in and give their opinion. Because some of these same people who like to "share" with me hide their business like it's a national secret. I probably need to do the same.

But why the people stressing me out are Males???

7/06/2009

Dance with a Grouper!!!

So here I was, writing up a nice "where I was" post when I was attacked by a grouper. Well I should put attacked in inverted commas, because not that I was physically attacked by the dam fish, but it did make me physically itch for a whole day and a half (and counting).

Apparently that fish greedier than me and does eat everything including nickle. As a result a lot of people have allergic reactions to it. So if is so...tell me why my parents dem have it to cook and how come this is the first time in my life I eating this fish? And why de arse of all the things I allergic to it had to be this? Mind you the steam fish and rice I cook it with went down REAL good eh!! But it ent worth the scale like skin I now have, with the persistent itching, and me being covered in calamine lotion from head to toe. It also ent worth me sitting in the dam Emergency Room for 12 hours waitin on them to give me 2 unworthy injections in my butt and having to wait another half hour before I could feel mi leg again. And it sure as heck ent worth me waking up at 1 am later in the night STILL covered in scales and itching. I know me ent going back up to the morgue... I mean hospital cause I sure as day know if I hear them ring that bell for the orderlies to put me on the ward I running outta there real quick.

So I'm here, itching and cussing and wishing I did pick up the chicken to stew instead of that dam grouper!! Steups.

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